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A cross in the form of an "x" (i.e. the flag of Scotland) used in bondage situations. The subject is attached spread-eagled to the cross, and subsequently tortured.
"While I was up on the cross, my master's put nipple clamps on me and had random passers-by tickle me constantly. It was hott."
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The top university in Scotland and consistently in the top 5 in the United Kingdom.
The university itself is dominated by a public school, oxbridge-reject English population. Americans and Germans make up the largest minorities. Small groups of Scottish, Northern Irish, Canadians, Chinese, Indians and mainland Europeans are recognized. You can sum up each subject by the groups that dominate them.
For example, North Americans - International Relations, English - Classics, Chinese and Germans - Economics, all other Brits - Sciences
St Andrews is well known for being the third oldest university in the english speaking world, having the oldest debating team in the world, and even has the oldest student newspaper. With 600 years of quirky traditions (such as Raisin Weekend, Academic families, Pier Walks, and the famous red gowns), the most pubs per student than any other uni town, and a tight knit student body it is no wonder the university has the best student satisfaction rate in the entire UK, earning its title as the Bubble.
St andrews students usually become very successful. Inventing logarithms, being on 100$ American bills, and becoming the future King of the United Kingdom are only a few accomplishments of our alumnae. But no one would be surprised if a St Andrews student was found as a professional wine taster in a posh part of London.
"I hate yahs"
"Don't go to St Andrews University"
"I love Americans"
"Go to St Andrews University"
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Andrew Yang Facts is a trend created by the Yang Gang based off of Chuck Norris Facts. The facts are nerdy in nature and are based on the fact that Andrew Yang is a well informed nerd running for president.
Andrew Yang Facts
Andrew Yang knows the last four digits of Pi.
Andrew Yang once got a computer virus. After several hours on the tech support hotline, the computer virus finally escaped.
Andrew Yang doesn't dream of the future. The future dreams of Andrew Yang.
Andrew Yang once took a lie detector test. The machine confessed everything.
Amazingly talented actor who plays many quirky roles, wears all sorts of hats and odd clothing combonation both on the screen and off, has a delicious accent that makes your insides turn to goop, and is ridiculously adorable and incredibly sexy all at once.
Andrew Lee Potts is the strangely helpful guy who looks out for you even when you expect him to do the opposite, the more you get to know him the more you realize he's sexy and caring despite what he seems on the surface. (Hatter in Syfy's Alice).
Geek-chic scientist, Andrew Lee Potts, doesn't usually know what he's doing but makes everything work out in the end, making himself look even more like an adorable teddy bear (Connor in Itv's Primeval).
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A challenge in which you curl your finger into a hook and slam down the side of your finger against the edge of a hard surface. Who ever winces or drops out first loses.
Sol- Man, did you hear that Brendan broke his finger playing the Andrew Parkinson Challenge?
John- Yeah, he definitely won
Originally born Andrew Clay Silverman, he was a big fan of Lenny Bruce, the original dirty man insult comic.
Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was suckin' my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
I dumped the bitch off on the next block
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The act of throwing up in someone else's asshole.
Person one: Someone threw up in my asshole and I had this really ugly kid; it was like an Andrew Brydon Conception
Person two: Wanna read slash?
Person one: *suicide nades*
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