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The act of shaving ones pubic hair along an outstretched penis' shaft with a fixed blade razor or knife. The act is usually performed while pulling the phallus away from your body ensuring the foreskin is taught as to prevent cutting from the razor blade. Shaved bacon is best performed poolside or at an area of comfort; such as inside a storage unit while being observed by other men.
Nick, stop shaving your bacon. The scabs are ridiculous.
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The bacon served in just about any of the beloved Family Food chains, that has been sliced so thin it resembles the meat you'd get harvesting a Guinea Pig.
"I hope I don't get Guinea Pig bacon with my Grand Slam this time!".
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A person in your friend group who likes someone but doesn’t want to show it but still flirts
Nathan bacon 🥓 do you like me yes do you like me no sorry
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When you're eating a double cheeseburger while getting bomb ass head from the partner of your choosing.
She gave me the eggs and bacon Royal, best date of my life.
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Excessively obese woman with long curly red hair.
Man, Kara looks like an Omlette with Fried Bacon!
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it means if something goes wrong put some bacon on it
my taxes are stupid "put some bacon on it"
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Basically Its a penis that is bacon flavored. Randomly made up when me and my friends where at the movies.
I want your *Bacon Flavored Penis* or BFP
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