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When one indulges in too much anal sex and the resulting trauma to the rectum causes a protrusion of the anus resembling a bag of rubber bands.
Poor Mary can no longer wear short shorts due to her sagging bag of rubber bands.
Cunningly enjoying or getting benefited from anybody else's volition or at someone else's expense
Me: I enjoyed at Hotel last night and bill was paid by a old school friend.
Colleague: "Parhar bande pushpuni". Isn't It!!
A (very) long-running rock band active from the mid-1960's to the present. This band has too many amazing songs to count, including "Rock'n Me", "Jet Airliner", and "The Joker".
Steven "Steve" Miller has been the lead singer of the band since its creation, and he is still alive and performing with the band at the age of 77 as of this writing.
The longer the Steve Miller Band remains active, the more impressive and yet funny it gets. It's almost like the name of the band has obligated Steve Miller to live forever. And he's still got it, too!
That feeling you get when marching season is over and you really miss it. You actually have free time now, but at what cost? It's when you really miss late night football games, and contests, and being with your band family 24/7, and sometimes you get so desperate you even miss band camp and all the hours of exhausting rehearsal.
Symptoms include excessive crying, watching past show videos, playing through old show music, and just standing on the marching field for no apparent reason.
Person: Bro, why are you locking yourself in your room with a glass of grape Koolaid and a box of tissues?
Me: Leave me alone, I'm gonna go listen to all my old marching shows and cry.
Person: Dude you're only a sophomore, you still have two more years!
Me: Yeah, it's just marching band withdrawal
A band that makes music for porn videos.
Man that music is funny, it sounds like it could be background music in a porn video.
Yeah, it must be from a Big Cucumber Band.
Losing weight due to a tapeworm.
I lost 30 pounds after I got a Mexican lap band.
a band composed of banjos and sitars.
person p: i want to learn how to play the sitar
person k: i want to learn how to play the banjo
person p: lets form a sit-anjo band!!!
person k: YAYYY pickles.