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A meaningless phrase used for emphasis after the number 5.
A:wait how many are there?
B: 5
A: 5 Alive!
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National Bettina Has To Show You Her Boobies Day
Guy: hey it’s October 5th damn i really wish i knew a bettina
Bettina: I’ll show you my boobs
Guy: Yes
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Similar to the '50 yard fakeout,' where a guy/girl looks exceptionally attractive from far away, but once you get within 5 feet they look not-so-great/pretty ugly.
I thought he was really hot, but then he got closer and it was Definitely a 5 foot fakeout!! so embarassing, I turned away reaaaal quick
I went over to buy her a drink, but it was a trick!! 5 foot fakeout!!...so I ended up walking past her instead...it was awkward
When you shoot someone in fortnite and they build a massive structure.
Michael: I shot him!
Dylan: Bruh he's building a 5 Star Hotel
The grease stain an inexperienced cyclist gets on his right calf from accidentally leaning his crankset up against his leg. A telltale sign of inexperience.
That guy claims he is a bad-ass cyclist but I don't buy it. Check out his cat 5 tatoo!
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The longest sexual encounter ever recorded in human history. While you may think your 3 seconds is long, you have nothing on the famous 5 second intercourse
Person 1: Hey we had some long sex last night! It was like 4 seconds!
Person 2: Wow that's long but not as long as about 5 seconds!
Person 1: Yeah, I wish someone could get glizzy up my pussy for that long
When the ass is so bad your hands gotta teach it a lesson
I was straight smangin' that booty and I had to put 5 on the pork.
Did you hear that girl screaming in there? My buddy Nick was putting 5 on the pork.