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someone who is your last resort to hang out with, and only because no one else could come or answer.
Mark: "Why were you hanging out with Scott the other day"
Tom: "Well you know, hes my convience buddy, so we hung out cause u werent around"
Mark: "Oh yeah."
Tom: "He annoyed the fuck out of me though, he'll never stop talking."
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A friend who you only need when you are bored
Oh! I'm so bored today, I guess i shd call Ken my 'boredom buddy'.
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A way of calling someone, your sex partner that is a man
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When you wipe from the back to the front and then you do a handstand and get a blowjob.
Last night I took a shit and then got a nutty buddy.
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Like a tunnel buddy, a culvert buddy is someone who has sex with the same young girl.
"I can't believe Trump and Obama raped the same 9 year old girl. After all the argued about who would have thought they would end up culvert buddies."
"Eh, I'm not surprised raping children and war are the two things they agree on."
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A state of ultimate male bonding achieved only through and ancient ritual. This ritual is sleeping side by side in cots out in the wilderness for four nights. Once the pair gains rite of passage they are considered cotck buddies.
After Vinny and I went camping we could now be considered cotck buddies.
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Race buddy: A fellow runner who you meet in the middle of a raec and stick with him/her for the rest of the race pushing eachother to go faster. Generly never talk to eachother agin.
Guy 1:Dude my race buddy made me take 5 minnets off my 5k!
Guy2:Brutal!
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