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A painful blow job given by a person with jagged, crooked and chipped teeth
Her teeth were so bad she gave me chipped beef from oral.
My ex husband was working with some seriously chipped beef, man....
this funny but still odd fat man that you know you love he is like one of the guys that gets mad to fast but that is ok b/c he is funny
my best friend is chip-a-munk
When you creampie a chick, then grab a cookie put it in their ass for chocolate. then after their pussy for the milk and eat it
Jessica let me have a chocolate chip and milk last night, I can’t get the taste out of my mouth
To partake in the sexual activity of ramming a live chipmunk up you rear entrance into your anal cavity and allow it to squirm around.
Last night on my nature retreat I got the sudden urge to begin chipping with the nearest chipmunk
When poor college students go dumpster diving at Frito-Lays Packaging plants to retrieve free bags of chips that have been thrown away due to printing errors, overfilling, expiration, etc. etc.
Cynthia and Elly drove to Jackson, MI to go chipping at the Lays Packaging Plants. They brought bags of chips back for their friends.
The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.
(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.