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The day after Valentine's Day. When all the Valentine's candy, teddy bears, cards goes on clearance sale and you get your side chick something on that day..
Man: I got my girl something on Valentine's day, time to get my side chick something on side chick Friday
only wanting the most addictive chicken on Sundays THE ONLY DAY COU CANT GET IT
GUY: BRO CAN WE GET CHICK FIL A
FRIEND: NAH YOU GOT THE CHICK FIL A PARADOX BUD
She a big bitch, lowkey mid. Puts a cat on a leash who tf does that also her voice annoying af
That person over there is a office chick
a girl who can rip large bowls (of weed or poppers) and can impress anyone at a sesh. Guys and girls are amazed how many and big the tokes are.
“damn look at Rachel ripping all those bowls.”
“Yea it’s crazy she’s ripped like 20 bowls, she’s a popper chick.”
Beat Your Chick Day (B.Y.C.D) is a commonly used abbreviation in the (mostly African) suburbs. It is on 13 November, and it is used to legally beat up your chick... However, if the chick has wounds the next day, it isn't legal, the criminal must be turned in. Thus you might not have heard of it before.
Beat Your Chick Day:
'Jordi, you beat up your chick really fine man!'
' Did you know that B.Y.C.D is tomorrow?'
When eating Kraft singles, poking a hole in it and sticking your tongue through the hole.
While stuck in traffic, I saw a girl with a hatching chick in her mouth.
Girl with a short skirt and a long jacket, who thinks she's massively outdoor but can't belay jack shit in real outdoor situations.
Huge fan of Netflix and Clitoris, but otherwise doesn't know anything about the modern pop-culture (or culture in general) - she thinks Gandalf killed Voldemort during the duel of the fates in Star Wars episode III. She's a skiing unicorn, rarely to be seen as she often encounters stability problems due to her massive balls of steel.
She loves soups, thinks she can cook Halusky but means noodles. Suffers from serious hairshrink but tells people it's convenient.
"I went skiing with the Outdoor chick once, the legend says she's still out there looking for Gandalf."
You: "Yo Dude, let's go climbing."
Me: "Yeah, sure! But don't tell Zuzi, because you know she has climbing dickfingers and we'll die..."
"I was once invited for Halusky dinner over to Zuzi's. I arrived and there were no people and no halusky so I had to cook them myself. I complained and was never invited again."
Average Joe: "Bruh, she's so hot!"
Another average Joe: "Yeah I feel you bro, but now imagine her without that damn hairshrink, she'd be so out of your league"
Average Fero: "Hey dude, do you know who's in the mountains more often than Zuzi - the outdoorchick?"
Average Duro: "Snow?"
Average Fero: "The Mountain Goats, screaming like people"