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child fucker

Any parents who fuck children into existence. Life is a curse.

You know what you did child fucker!

by credit unkown April 29, 2021


early hood-child education.

A more challenging version of early childhood education which requires a very patient and empathetic care taker or teacher who can properly deal with the effects of the social issues and undesirable home life affecting young children from less fortunate circumstances in a severely negative way, usually manifested in the form of acting out, temper tantrums, screaming, biting, hitting and sometimes cussing. This term can refer to younger children of ANY race in ANY demographic to one degree or another as a result of a wide variety of negative family circumstances and/or negative upbringings, but does NOT include those children who may be mentally disabled. Here, the term "hood", in this context, merely refers to a rough neighborhood which has a higher percentage of broken, less fortunate families, and is NOT being used in a derogatory manner.

Gwyn is majoring in early childhood education, but sometimes feels like she is practicing early hood-child education. Especially when she needs to calmly deal with being bitten, scratched in the face or hit by certain children in daycare.

by Ohioguy November 01, 2022


Child Lock

A thing that your mean ass parents do to you in the car when you put your head too far outside the fucking window because you sooo fucking dumb that you think your a dog.

tony: Ari get the fuck back in the car

Ari: oh god im sooooooo sorry

child lock

by pornsucks June 06, 2019


Duck child

When you mate with a duck it comes a duck child

DatDuck child is so deformed

by Loliolysser February 08, 2020


Child's choice

Being instructed to choose from a selection of options but the instructions also prevent the selection of any option.

You can only choose one. Choose wisely. "I cannot choose either, this is a Child's choice"

by Anoobis.the.first April 29, 2025


Genderless child

Not a giraffe.

Genderless Child: Am i right lads or am i right lads?
Lads: You are right lads.

by Cockashit February 24, 2024


Little Child

a small child, a kid
you thought i was going to say a example ''fucking a child''?

The little child is playing in the park.

by s4aintzz August 11, 2023