Dead Dick And Chips

Its like saying dead ass but way better and people are much more likely to believe you than the basic "Dead Ass" and the and chips acts as a on god replacement.

Did you get the meat out of the freezer? bro I swear I did like "Dead Dick And Chips mom"

chip rape

Chip Raping is where you shove chips down your friends cleavage.

I just chip raped my friend, she looked like she was wanking when she was trying to get the chips out.

Lets chip rape her, she has heaps of cleavage so it shud be easy

Hot Chip

Someone with a hot chin and lips

Originated from Anti-Age Me in Sydney

Damn, she's a hot chip!
Can I please get the hot chips special?

Piss on his chips

Chips from a chippie getting pissed on

When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.

He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE

Chips and salsa

Ari

Ari is chips and salsa

don't slip chocolate chip

don't stress out buddy

or

don't mess up buddy

dad: we lost the house to foreclosure
mom: don't slip chocolate chip

chip chopper

One that chips the chop. Takes on projects in small parts sometimes unaware of the big picture.

Joe is a rock steady chip chopper. He really chips the chop.