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When you consume a napkin and shit it out and dig it out of your shit. Then you hang it on your wall as a trophy for your achievement.
Hey mom, look at my chocolate napkin!
Dammit Jimmy! AGAIN!
to defecate; especially really quickly or in large quantities
I got to run. Where is the john? I need to pump chocolate bad!
noun attributed to someone or something that was totally dominated, beaten, or completely destroyed
My brother ate the last of the cookies, so I gave him the chocolate duke. or
Connor McGregor gave Jose Aldo the chocolate duke in the first round to win the title.
noun: expression to establish complete domination over, to destroy completely.
Connor McGregor gave Jose Aldo the chocolate duke to win the title.
When you thought you bought Dove soap but you actually bought Dove chocolate but you use it anyway because you think it will make you smell good plus it works as a good shower snack.
I bought shower chocolate again.
Greg, you fucking idiot.
When you’re 2-3 fingers deep in your partners bootyhole and a little shit comes out and runs down your hand.
“ I finger banged her ass so hard I got chocolate knuckles.”