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An item of jewelry commonly worn around the neck or held in the hand. It would usually consist of a piece of string, slim rope of sometimes wire with a span large enough to encircle the back and leave considerable room for comfort.
It would then be laden with severed penises (also known as dicks, cocks, savage schlongs, bellends or otherwise), leading to the name cock-necklace. These “cocks” would usually be equally spaced along the necklace which would display an artistic penis placement by the creator. They originated from Viking times when Norse tribes would raid monk settlement, severing their genitals before applying them to items of clothing and jewelry such as cloaks, boots and, of course, the infamous necklace.
Norseman 1: Is that...a cock-necklace?
Norseman’s wife: Yes.
Norseman 1: If I had one that size I’d faint! The rush of blood to something that size would knock any man out!
Norseman’s wife: This one is only 3 inches long.
your cock is physically a kettle
I woke up with kettle cock, so i hung myself from the door handle.
Bumper Cock - A cocktail based on white sambuca and whiskey, similar to an Anaconda, but served with soda water and/or fruit juice, can be long or short.
The barman asked me how much soda I wanted in my bumper cocks, I told him to “fill ‘em sky high”.
Throatin a cock down to the nut sac. Especially large cocks where it is a challenge, and you need to open your throat and let it slide deep down. To properly base a cock you need to get your lips in direct contact with the dudes scrotum, and if possible lick his scrotum with your tongue. I've done it many times.
i'll need the guy here with the biggest cock to let me demonstrate the correct way how to base a cock. It made him shoot his load deep down my throat when based his cock again.
most random shit ever used to annoy people
person 1: hippo cock
person 2: goddamn! stfu already bitch ass nigga.
When you wake up in the morning, notice your boyfriend has a morning wood, and you take full advantage of the situation by giving him head; ultimately swallowing his cum 'for breakfast'.
Man, I woke up this morning with one hell of a morning wood. My girlfriend saw my crotch when I got out of bed, and the next thing I know, she asked me for a cock breakfast! It was fuckin' sweet.
An expletive used to express sudden dismay or exasperation.
Stub your toe "cock in the mud!".
You get no for an answer "cock in the mud!".