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Small college in the middle of no where .. aka Vermont. Population of students is small, about 2,000. Consists of stoners, skateboarders, snowboarders/skiers, drama/theater people and dancers .... and anime club.
Campus is beautiful in the summer and fall and if you like snow then this is the place for you. Snow hangs around till early to mid spring.
The food (called Shwag - Shit We All Get) is decent on some days, other days it'll cause you to shwoop (shwag poop). This is very common with incoming freshman who are not used to shwag's effects on the human stomach.
Classes are mostly laid back so after a day of 3 classes, one can usually do nothing for the rest of the day and smoke a bowl with your friendly neighborhood badger mascot.
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The perfect balance of neighbourhood school and elite school. Strong meme culture, most people ain't toxic but when there are toxic people, oh boy. Somehow, a large LGBT and independent artist population. Somewhat balanced (staff and students alike) racial background ratio.
Students of this institution (called 'TJCians') are university bound pupils fuelled with Passion, Purpose, Drive, Integrity and Compassion, the school's values. TJCians are generally more relaxed, but will have 'sad boi hours' nearing examinations, however still manage to promote to the next year anyways.
For College For Nation.
Located at 22 Bedok South Road, Singapore.
Karen: "Talk to me like you're an idiot!"
Me: "I'm sending our future child to Temasek Junior College"
Karen: "Perfect!"
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a smart ass statement that lets the recipient know that you do not give a shit about their future. They do not have the right temperment for the trade, and you have made the decision to terminate them.
Morgan, you're out of here. What the fuck are you talkin about? You don't have the right temperment for the trade. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Theres always barber college.
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Also known as Norwalk College of Champions, NCC is considered the Harvard of Community Colleges. Located in the beautiful foothills of the illuminous Connecticut town of Norwalk, NCC boasts an intense and rigorous curriculum that challenges its diverse and elite student body that endures a challenging and selective admissions process. Classes are usually followed by intense parties thrown at the houses of moms in neighboring Wilton, where anyone 18 to 87 is invited. Bro rape is a mandatory. Students major in store managing, filing, copying documents, and being someone's bitch in the office place. Students carry their experiences with them for the rest of their lives.
Norwalk Community College Student #1, "dude, this arithmetic is kicking my ass, maybe ill switch into filing, make a name for my self, you know?"
NCC Student #2, "brohan, you can totally follow your dreams at NCC, go for it, maybe one day, you can become the dude that gives stickers out at WalMart, or even maybe the cow at Stew Leondards."
NCC Student #1, "dude, you know you can't tempt me with my dream like that. i'll never become the cow"
Testimonial, "Well, at least I can piss away my parent's money at the College of Champions and learn how to use Microsoft Word."
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a school full of white aussies who wrestle crocodiles on the daily
"Gee bye Crikey they've done a Marist College Canberra"
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To give it your best educated effort.
To use all of your given knowledge to do something that you have never done before.
I have never baked bread before but, I'll give it the old college try.
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A K-12 Catholic College located in Townsville, Queensland. It is the largest Catholic school in Townsville. You know that you have been to the school when:
- People find it odd when you tell them you refer to your teachers by their first names.
-Getting anxious because you forgot your school hat on that particular day
-Getting scared because you accidentally realised you forgot to print something and its already 1pm. It's more terrifying when a particular teacher is present.
- You know the feeling of getting your school inundated with international exchange students at least once every year.
- You question why there are hardly any minorities in the school.
- You have one friend who has a parent in the Army.
- You have made the trek between RCC and Willows so many times that its immeasurable.
- The Swimming, Athletics Carnivals are unenjoyable until Year 12. It then amazingly turns into this awesome event wherein you can boss younger years around. Unfortunately, for the majority of student population, the cross-country will be unenjoyable no matter what year level you are in.
- You have no friends outside of RCC.
- The Shelter Shed is the most disgusting place possible during morning tea or/and lunch when there is 'WET WEATHER'
- Indiscriminate of what Yr lvl you are in, you still play handball once in a while.
and FINALLY,
You think RCC is the best school in Townsville by far. (and that Maggots, Iggy and St Anthony's are a bunch of RCC rejects)
Oh, your kid went to Ignatius Park/Margaret Mary's? I assume she didn't get into Ryan Catholic College?
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