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California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome

I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast

by Calicousin November 22, 2022

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third cousin-pibling

Parent's third cousin.

My third cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019


fifth-cousin-4X-removed

Fifth-cousin-four-times-removed (5C4R).

My fifth-cousin-4X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 27, 2021


Cousin Squared

When you have a cousin related on both sides of your family.
When a set of siblings marry another set of siblings - both marriages have children and they are cousins squared.
Aka cousin to the power of 2.

Can’t wait to go out tomorrow with my cousin squared.

by Cousin^2 November 16, 2019


Cousin squared

Auntie Alpha and Uncle 1 have child ABC

ABC is your cousin
123 is the opposite family cousin

You have no direct relation to 123 beside being your cousin cousin
123 is a cousin squared

What do you call your cousin's cousin?

Cousin squared

by Condescending Loser April 18, 2024


Cousin squared

Auntie Alpha and Uncle 1 have children A,B,C

A,B,C are your cousins
1,2,3 are their opposite family cousins

You have no direct relation to 1,2,3 beside being your cousins' cousins
1,2,3 are cousins squared (cousin²)

The non-related cousin of my cousin is my cousin squared

by Ms Ter March 27, 2024


ninth-cousin-6X-removed

Ninth-cousin-six-times-removed (9C6R).

My ninth-cousin-6X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 27, 2021