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A dumb game that where you choke on crackers because you put too many in your mouth at once.
Requires 5 crackers in one minute.
Damnit adam I dont want to go to safeway and buy nasty crackers to do the the saltine cracker challenge.
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A term used for an Asian and White couple
Look at that rice cracker couple, their babies are going to be so cute!
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1)shes a cracker
2)this new coaster is a cracker
1)shes a good looking woman
2)this new ride is brilliant
get my meaning
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When you just feel bad in general and cannot pinpoint the source. You have no symptoms of sickness such as a runny nose or nausea, but you really feel terrible.
I'm afraid I won't be bushhogging the field today, Betty. I feel like death eating crackers.
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When some having diarrhea defecates in someone elses mouth.
To spice things up, Judy suggested that her husband would cracker barrel her since he already had diarrhea, and she was hungry.
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when your rectum is so swollen from a previous strike to the ass, that when you shit you become overwelmed with a gratuitous amount of stretch marks and hemroids around the anus, sfinctor and even but cheeks. In extreme cases of ass cracking excrement may begin to leak from your penis and or vagina dew to having a swollen shut butt hole.
Holy shit! i just got a massive ass cracker yesterday, and now i always have brown marks in the front of my pants!
Wow! That fag is laying on the floor like a bitch, must have got an asscracker from that guy with the big feet.
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A prank pooled just before or during christmas.
Friend: The raid you did on Jeff's stream was a real christmas cracker
Me: I know, couldn't stop laughing!
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