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creutzfeldt jakob disease

a rare brain disorder caused by prions

its symptoms include: personality changes, memory loss, impaired thinking, blurry vision or blindness, insomnia, problems with coordination, trouble speaking or swallowing, and sudden jerky movements

creutzfeldt jakob disease is caused by genetics and exposure to contaminated tissue but can also develop later in life by the age of 60

by Perfect Mania January 8, 2024


Buttsex Disease

A disease in witch the sufferer is allways salty about things done to them or dumb things they have done, even if it happened years ago. Another word for this symptom is "butt hurt".

Due to his Buttsex Disease, Simon was still mad Nate killed him in Minecraft.

by ThePTFOGuy July 6, 2018


Spider-Man Disease

Spider-Man Disease is a disease in which someone has hallucinations where they believe that they are something more than human, often believing that they have superpowers. It is named after the famous superhero that people later figured out was hallucinating.

“Why's he kicking the air"
Oh don't worry he just has Spider-Man Disease"

by The Kash Register October 25, 2022


fat pussy disease

Pussy to fat

Fat pussy disease-Pussy to fat for y’all mfs

by Daddyjada January 28, 2024


rare lounge disease

rare lounge disease is a disease transmitted to rolimoners when they spend too much time in the dangerous rare lounge. you will become a sharker, and lose your ability to profit in trades.

I lost 100k this month - pontifexil
You have rare lounge disease, get demand bro. -Gael

by Rolimons user January 28, 2022


swim bladder disease

When a fish is not moving, at the bottom of the tank, due to stressors or being scared. Stress can lead to swim bladder disease in some species, which can manifest resulting in lying at the bottom of the aquarium.

Chloho flushed her fish Rosey when she saw it still at the bottom of the tank, suffering from Swim Bladder Disease, a trauma induced by their new and beloved cat PollyAnne. "Not All Fish Float When They're Dead", said Chloho. "Yes they do", replied Rosey, last seen swimming magically in the ocean, "because all drains lead to the ocean', exclaimed Chloho's friends trying to make her feel better.

by Real Houz September 14, 2018


Flowisk Disease

A rare and possibly deadly disease thar is contracted from too much Flowey x Frisk fanart/porn. The symptoms are: Being sus, Dying of cringe, thoughts of Gay minecraft femboy hentai, buff sans undertale, and Joe. Aswell as other symptoms similar to Ligma.

A: I heard Yuri got Flowisk Disease

B: Who's Yuri?

by Purple_Tomato July 26, 2022