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The biggest fat fuck in the world, but somehow always seems to get the ladies, despite having the smallest balls. Super loud and obnoxious but fun to have around.
When God said let there be light, he told Zheng Dong to step aside.
Person 1:”Who is that screaming?”
Person 2:”Must be a Zheng Dong.”
When you're in Asia and see an attractive lady.. but is she really? Asian tranny's though.
Dude: look at the chick over there.
Other dude: nah she's just a casual dong.
A man so fucking obssessed with skyblock-minecraft that he would throw his whole family into a meat grinder for 5 dollars worth of in-game currency. He will always sell korean gum to make friends and is known for his obsession with feet. A dong hyuk will never fail to amaze you with how absolutely useless he is as he sits at home all day and does fuck all.
hey! Have you seen Dong-hyuk recently?
Nah, but I heard he sucks dick for Minecraft Items!
No way! I need me a Dong-Hyuk!
When your golf buddy wants to make golf harder than it is.
“DeWayne wants to make us lose strokes playing Japanese Two-Dong Stableford rules.
A kind, smart, respectful, and handsome man. Very caring to his love ones, always help people in needs without hesitation. Hardworking and family oriented. Zhao dong is everyone's ideal man. In relationship, he is indeed a Green flag and love his partner purely. 💚
"Wow! so Handsome, who's that?"
"That's Zhao dong!"
A bong (water pipe). Basingstoke rhyming slang for,
Where's the ding dong destroyer?
a nickname for when a friend is discovered to have a massive penis.
guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?