A douche magoo is a chronic liar, and does so with a smug grin. They enjoy each passing lie so much the creepy smirk grow bigger and bigger.
Marco E. L. Mendicino is Douche Magoo
The time of the month that all of the college kids get together at a restaurant or bar.
Dan: Dammit this was the only place that we could go to get away from the douche meeting
Bar Owner: Well I guess that all we can do now is burn the bar down in a holy fire.
A row of people who walk really slowely, blocking you from getting to your destination on time.
"I tried to make it on time for my job interview but I got stuck behind a Douche Wall and missed my bus."
a band of brothers who all agree to wash out numerous bodily cavities at the same time
The ass weasle douche platoon just entered the club.
A verbally pouting and over confident individual.
He's not going to get what he wants so instead we've got another 30 minutes of this guy being a total Pootie Douche.
The receptacle in which douche bags are thrown. Usually used when referring to somebody that has committed an unusually major douchey act.
When finding your car has had the mirror ripped off and no note, you may exclaim 'Dude, some douche can hit my car!'
Essentially a gross insult. Usually reserved for that special fucktard in your life.
Dude...you are such a douche-lobster! I dont think you could count your balls and come up with the same number twice!