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Essentially a gross insult. Usually reserved for that special fucktard in your life.
Dude...you are such a douche-lobster! I dont think you could count your balls and come up with the same number twice!
The on-going hijinx of a douche bag.
What sort of douche-baggery is Rich up to today?
The acts a douche bag performs.
A: Dude, Tyler is such a douche bag. Ask him what he's doing later.
B: Hey Tyler! What douche-baggery are you up to later today?
The facial hair of someone who is a douche. Can be used to refer to the facial hair or the individual that douchily wears it
Guy 1: Rambling about douchey financial job that takes advantage of struggling companies. Bragging about laying people off and making money of peoples pain
Guy 2: “is that douche cushion to shield your lips from all the dicks you suck all day? You f’kn douche cushion”
A Douchebag that hasn't gone through puberty yet.
"Pre" coming from Prepubescent.
"That squeaker over there with the Obey shirt on is a Pre-Douche."
The precise moment in the evening when wearing your sunglasses goes from being acceptable to making you look like a complete tool or douche bag.
1. Shit! I should probably take off my sunglasses at this point... We are definitely way too far past the douching hour.
2. Dammit Zach, take of those sunglasses! The douching hour was like 15 minutes ago and I can no longer be seen with you if you leave them on!
Douch danish is the almost indescribable quality that makes you love that socially awkward friend that you insult on sight.