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a southern male with an abnormally large, crinkley , wart infested penis.
person a: " Last night i got fucked by your brother."
person b" You do know he has a foot long pig, right?"
Person a:" O.O.!!!!!"
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A man is teasing and turning on women by wearing tight spandex shorts or tight jeans showing the outline of his penis, and at the same time conversing in risque, sexy conversation with women, knowing that they are checking out the outline of his dick and getting turned on and horny for some cock.
All Bad Ass Wally does all day his hang out on the corner wearing his spandex shorts and engaging in sex talk with all the women who pass by to check out his cock showing through his shorts. Bad ASs Wally loves to spend all day Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick.
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I couldn't get up that tree without my gear. The lowest branch is asshole high to a ten foot Indian.
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When a man jumps out of a jumbo jet at 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute, lands on a trampoline, then lands on to a fence nearby smashing his testicles.
"hey man, did you hear, that skydiver forgot his parachute and he did a 10,000 foot ball smasher in mr. jenkin's yard"
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The part of your brain which kicks in at the last second and prevents you from saying something incredibly stupid.
He was about to ask her about her pseudopregnancy, when his AFIMD Anti-Foot In Mouth Device kicked in and closed his mouth for him.
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When the lettuce at Burger King is so hard that yo teeth be broke
Number nine Burger King foot lettuce.
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