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The art of performing anal, on your obese girlfriend/cousin, while using chew spit as your lube.
Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.
When someone's really, really angry. Devastating rage, self-destructive behavior, and often nonsensical disengenuous cursing... to the amusement and deight of others. Often inflicted by shitposting and irl trolling.
Mark Zuckerberg was ass hammered when he realised he can't stop me from making new fake shitposting accounts..
When a guy puts coke one the end of his dick in a little pile and his bro snorts it off.
Hey bro, How bout a hammer bump for the road?
A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!...............................
A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!................................
When playing Sea of Thieves you drop the anchor while moving to achieve a quick turn.
Yar! That Galleons got the fort key, drop the anchor for a Hammer Turn.
Also known as “the people’s position” or “the comrade cruiser”.
Position involves taking your comrade by the LEFT arm and leg, with penis inserted, while swinging in a side to side motion, as if swinging a large scythe or sickle, in the act of harvesting wheat.
May you thrust with the power of the people, to spread your communist seed, on behalf of the motherland!
Putin expertly maneuvered THE HAMMER AND SICKLE, as he swung his comrade around the Kremlin, whilst simultaneously calling the White House, and taking time to appreciate the flow of twilight on the streets of the Motherland.
When she is sitting on your face and pulls her tampon out and hammers it on your forehead.
It was my first night with Emily and she hurricane hammered me.