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Dad (Something you don't have)

A Dad (Something you don't have) is something you don't have

Person 1: My Dad (Something you don't have) left a while ago..

Person 2: Don't worry one bit, he'll come back with a carton of premium milk!

by I am smol pp man June 3, 2021


Have you ever considered a Ploughmans?

The question you should ask when you are too intoxicated to think of a sandwich other than salami.

"What are you eating, is it a salami sandwich?"
"Yes pal"
"Have you ever considered a Ploughmans?"

by Crack fox February 20, 2016


Non fiat having ass motherfucker

A cryptocurrency maximalist who is often without fiat currency. Therefore, this individual is almost always unable to pay bills immediately and requires to first covert cryptocurrency to fiat currency.

John - “I always have to pay for your tab. You never have money”
David - “I’ll covert some crypto and send it to you later”
John - “You non fiat having ass motherfucker!”
Washington - “sheeeeeeeeeeet”

by Pseudo Gem April 13, 2021


Have you ever had a dream

The phrase "have you ever had a dream" is a quote from the Disney animated film Hercules. At around the 26 minute mark in the movie, Hercules says to Phil:

"Haven't you ever had a dream? Something you wanted so bad, you'd do anything?"

he movie came out in 1997. According to KnowYourMeme the video originates from an interview in 1999. It is entirely possible the child saw and loved Hercules, and wanted to share his favorite, inspiring quote from his favorite movie.

"Have you ever had a dream? Something so bad, you'd do anything?"

by Qwertysjnf2 January 9, 2022

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I have to go do something

The common phrase use to dump a person on a first date

Usually when using it in a sentence, you either start or end it with a sorry.

First Example:
Wanna do this again?
Sorry I have to do something tomorrow.
Second Example:
Oh your gonna love my mom when we go to my apartment.
Wait. I have to go do something, sorry.

by Qoak October 17, 2020


cats can have little a salami

a phrase that informs the subject that cats can have little a salami

"did you know that cats can have little a salami"

by enzo_on_crack April 24, 2023


I HAVE BIG PP HAHA

People who say this Word wanna mean with it that they have a Big dick its very Commonly Used by 9 - 12 year old children

Kid: YOU HAVE SMALL PP I HAVE BIG PP HAHA 16 year old person: ugh youre so cringy!

by Theunknownrandomguy May 22, 2019