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Usually when someone is turned on in a emotional way. This can be said in response to an intellectual conversation. Or when someone feels their heart is full after engaging with someone in a nonsexual sense.
John's overheard his crush talking about something business related. He was so excited and admired, he said out loud, "you make my heart horny."
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The best way to die. Discovered by Frankie Boyle.
Guy 1- The day I can't get a boner is the day I die.
Guy 2- What?! What about your family?
Guy 1- I want to die having a drug fuelled sex heart attack.
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1. to publicly expose one's emotions on one's facebook wall; a twist on the old phrase "wear your heart on your sleeve."
2. to communicate feelings and thoughts specific to one person by posting on one's facebook wall, knowing the specific person will see the post on his/her newsfeed
Suzie's facebook wall post: "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
Mark: So, you and Suzie broke up, huh?
Johnny: How do you know that?
Mark: Well, she does tend to wear her heart on her wall.
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n. The sensation of angina one feels when consuming ice cream too quickly.
I ate my sundae so voraciously that I started getting chest pains but I knew it was just an ice cream heart attack.
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A school with old boring teachers that have horrible breath.
Used as a proper noun
Sacred Heart Collage Middle School is boring.
This is the ultimate thing someone can say to the one they love. Forget ‘I love you’, no, that’s just stupid, if you say it you are stupid. Say ‘you are the sock around my heart.’ If someone says this to you, they deserve to be married on the spot, marry them or you are stupid. If they don’t appreciate when you say this to them then slap them, man or woman, slap them, even if you love them, slap them. Then break up. Murder is justifiable.
Girlfriend: you are the sock around my heart
Boyfriend: marry me