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hipster toast

Putting random shit on toast like avocado, goat cheese, or other nasty things.

"Bro, wanna go get hipster toast" - Dude with man bun

by park_chop October 27, 2015


post modern hipster

A tobacco using, meat eating, fixed gear rider with tattoos who delivers food all over town and wears a hip pouch every day regardless of the occasion.

Post modern hipsters are so anti conformity

by Surlkone March 7, 2016


Certified Hipster

A person who follows the latest trends and fashions; being outside the cultural mainstream.

Angie Zarate is, what many call, a certified hipster.

by philomela March 14, 2015


hipster hate

when an unconventional individual claims to hate but voluntarily takes part in something that the vast majority enjoys

Ex: facebook

"I hate Facebook"

"I don't like my birthday"
(Whilst actively taking part in said activities)

You hipster hate facebook
He hipster hates his birthday

by Amatys October 5, 2017


Hipster Swastika

A hipster swastika is a white and black checked keffiyeh headdress/scarf, first populized by Palestinian arch-terrorist Yassir Arafat. It's the ultimate fashion accessory for those who wish to intimidate Jews, block roads, celebrate October 7th, and/or disrupt university studies without appearing nazi-level awkward.

Wearing a full brownshirt uniform, complete with swastika armband in public has become socially unacceptable and rather passé in modern times. But the hipster swastika allows an 'anti-racist' to vigorously express death-to-Israel type sentiments without having to worry about getting fired from work the next day.

I missed my flight because the expressway was shut down for hours by the Islamic-woke coalition of Jew-hating asshats, with their fucking pally flags, obsolete covid masks and hipster swastikas.

by _Ouroboros__ April 21, 2024


Reverse Hipster

When some product blows up so fast hipsters can't be the first ones to like the product. So a period of waiting time consumers dont like the subject, then boom! It's cool again!

Is pokemon go cool again, I'm feeling reverse hipster

by yardsale August 26, 2018


Hipster Milk

Something Hostis drinks

"Nothing like a big glass of Hipster Milk," Hostis said quietly to himself.

by aebso October 5, 2018