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Confusing expression of love/admiration for a woman. Similar to boys pulling a girl's hair on the playground. He really cares for her, but is uncomfortable/awkward about expressing the emotion. This euphemism that sounds vaguely degrading is known to mean that he's actually really in to her.
Can also be used in the accusatory "He'd pee on her porch" - used to call out a "bro" for his love without outright embarassing him and having uncomfortable conversations about real feelings, which should, obviously, be avoided at all times.
"That woman has duel masters degrees, volunteers at the soup kitchen, and has the body of a goddess. I'd pee on her porch"
"Look at Gifford talking to that straight up super vixen, he'd pee on her porch"
Bitch. The phrase "Bad idea to call her" is a backronym for bitch.
Did you tell Bella we're having a party?
No, she's a bad-idea-to-call-her.
What the mechanic at LS Customs says to you, as you roll up in a flaming car with no doors.
*drives to LS customs in a bucket*
Mechanic: "What's wrong with her now?"
The act of deep throating a penis so hard that it feels like you just flossed your vocal cords.
My fiance' loves flossing her vocal cords with my cock!
"Dude you know Jessica I can't wait to plow her bean field"
To take a girl vigorously from behind.Maybe giving her ass the odd slap
Darren bashed the back out of her (his new girlfriend).She cryed
Something all teenage boys wish they could actually achieve
"You know that girl Tina? I want to fuck her right in the pussy"
"You're like.. Twelve"
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