Car Jack

When driving down the road, you come to a red light and you turn left or right and see a woman putting makeup on. You whip it out and jack off right there.

I came to a stop light this morning and saw this lady to my right, I had to car jack.

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car job

1. Doing something totally awesome

Dude, good car job!!

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clown car

Any job that at first appears easily done but when started is much more complicated.

That Jones contract turmed out to be a clown car.

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Car Rape

When you go to a dealership and test drive a car you know you're never gonna buy.

"Hey wanna go car rape the hona place down the street?"

"So I heard Sally car raped the chrystler 300, she couldnt afford the tires for it!"

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Jimmy car

A car that is called Jimmy.

"Hey, cool car".
"Thanks its name is Jimmy".
"heh heh, Jimmy car".

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Saturn Car

The worlds worst car. Owned by GM(General Moters). Break everything about its frame and suspension works. Ignition key and switch always get stuck after 30,000 miles.

Hey look at that saturn car , probably been stuck here for awhile now because of its key.

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dougs car

a leonie

hey thats a leonie, its certainly no telstar

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