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This is the ultra-alternative to Kellogg’s Rice Crispies. Instead of wholesome Snap, Crackle and Pop hanging out in your cereal bowl, Rice Filthies offers you Shit, Piss and Motherfucker. First seen in Hustler Magazine’s comics section back in the ‘80s.
Momma, pour me a big old bowl of Rice Filthies please!
The Rice Master is not one who should be taken lightly. The Rice Master is one with the rice having complete omnipotence over rice and it’s likeliness. The Rice Master knows all.
Yo fam make sure you declare your rice to The Rice Master so you don’t get in trouble fam.
Engaging in oral sex while recipient is standing, and resting his/her FUPA (abdominal pannus) over the head of the performer.
Tommy's head all but disappeared under Jenny's profound rice paddy hat.
Make sure you rinse your rice. This is how you make it sticky. Rinse it over and over until it is pretty much clear. If you don't rinse it, the rice particles will rub together, and these particles will cloud your water and make the rice dry and awful to eat. Take this from an Asian. Please rinse your rice if your want to make it sticky and yummy. THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE STICKY RICE!
Person: "How do you make sticky rice? I can't figure it out!"
Second person: "Rinse it a few times, and it will make it very sticky and super yummy!"
Sticky rice is the Asian version of Soggy Biscuit
How to play:
1. Get a group of friends
2. Get in a circle with a bowl of rice in the middle on the floor
3. You all start masturbating at the same time
4. The last one to cum is the loser and has to eat the whole bowl.
Asian 1: "You want to play STICKY RICE"
Asian 2: "Sure but I'm not going to lose again"
A burn so offensive to Asians that it is freezing cold, yet hot enough to singe the rice they collected from the paddy that day. See also: ice burn.
Asian: Hey man do you have any ramen?
Human: No, you are Asian.
RICE BURN
A racist way to say mexicans and asians
(you are not innocent)
Beans n rice