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no joke

letting the audience know that something is in fact, deadly serious and not to be taken lightly. a couple of words typically can be ridden over, trotted on, largely ignored, but no joke lets you know that this is time to pay attention and bring out your notepad

I'd love to grab lunch but I just checked their menu and their prices are no joke. $32 for enchiladas, are you serious

by Chris from Vancouver January 27, 2024


no joke

Two simple words only cool people can use. When you once use it you get stuck and can't make a sentence without it. In German it's "ohne Witz".

Lotte: no joke it's so fucking cold
Kathi: NO JOKE
Felix: no joke I can't stop saying "no joke"

by brr-grr September 23, 2018


Brandon-joke

When someone says an offensive joke which offends many people

yo dude that was offensive, such a Brandon-joke

by bill bo bagins worth January 2, 2018


Daddy Joke

a sexual dad joke

“Sexual dad jokes are funny as
“Would that not just be called a daddy joke then”

by imabigman September 1, 2023


daddy joke

A dad joke that has an adult overtone, turning ‘Dad’ joke into the sexualized ‘Daddy’ joke moniker. These jokes would typically not be shared between a Father and his children, but would retain its eye-rolling and groan invoking effect.

Friend 1: “A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar. He came, he saw, he conquered."

Friend 2: “That was a solid Daddy Joke!”

by 72886 November 26, 2022


peele joke

a joke so corny that you laugh because of the awkwardness. Said by teachers, especially former physicists. The most legendary but unfunny jokes ever

peele joke:

Mr. Peele: Can anyone explain the problem on the board?
Class: *silence*
Mr. Peele: *pretends to tap an imaginary microphone* Is this thing on?

by anonymous1101 September 12, 2013


Anis Joke

The worst fucking joke you will ever hear

person 1 "hey guys, red sus!" person 2 "that was an Anis Joke nobody is laughing"

by .png file February 10, 2021