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A more polite way of calling someone both a dickweed and a jackoff at the same time.
Stay in your own lane Jack-weed!!
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two people made for eachother, complete soulmates who make eachother so happy, and will be together forever
girl 1: who are they?
girl 2: oh thats isabelle and jack, they're made for eachother
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To grab your girlfriends anus hair between your teeth and shake your head vigorously. Just like a Jack Russell wrestling with a piece of rope.
Similiar to motorboating but rectal and hairy.
I was Jack Russelling a girl I met in town all night and now my neck hurts.
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–verb (used with object). The act or instance of hijacking an unprotected WiFi signal from a nearby wireless network without the owner knowing it. Best conducted whilst sitting as inconspicuously as possible near a window to avoid exposure; also because Wi-Fi signals travel better through glass than through solid walls.
1) "Hey John I know you're on the road but I just wanted to see if you got my e-mail."
"Yeah man, I just pulled over in front of some random house and fi-jacked their wireless connection with my iPod to check on it. Looks good."
2) "Hey John how much are you paying for internet access?"
"Actually nothing. My neighbors are dumb enough to leave their wireless network open, so I just Fi-Jack them them all day long."
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When a guy makes a fist and pulls on his dick for pleasure
Chad : O wow Kiersten's wearing a tube top & leather mini today!
Craig : O God Damn and a thong!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Craig : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Steve : O wow double dicks today!
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Chad! Craig! Chad ! Craig!
Kiersten : Why the hell is everyone Jacking Off today?
Kaylee : Gee Kiersten have you looked in the mirror!
Kiersten : O it's because of me!
Kaylee : You are so full of yourself!
Kiersten : Your just jealous cause everyone is Jacking off to me!
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Jack get all the ladies and won’t back down from a fight and will always win the fight.
Hunter:Jack is so hot and get all the ladies
Chance: I know he is so sexy
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oh look he likes buttsex he is such a Jack
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