IT’S MR MVP, SIMP. Brad jones is usually simping over other girls. some would say he’s more whipped than whipped cream
Oh look at that guy over there, simping for that chick, such a Brad Jones
the best person and is every where and you cant escape it like def
person:damm he so smart
flax jones:indeed its me flaaaax jones
A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.
'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'
Time to leave, let's go.
Alternatively, when posed as a question - "Are we ready to leave?".
Synonyms: Yinderman stiddly, departicus jones, routicus stiddly, exodus jones,
Routicus Jones?
We should routicus jones if we're going to make the basketball game on time.
The act of eating a fishy/smelly vagina while dreaching tartar sauce over her lady parts.
Man, last night that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her Jone's Fish and chips!
boston jones means dumb nigger
you boston jones
Absolute cockwombling cuntbag of the highest order, also probably a permabiff.
That cunt there is an absolute Danny Jones.