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Brad Jones

IT’S MR MVP, SIMP. Brad jones is usually simping over other girls. some would say he’s more whipped than whipped cream

Oh look at that guy over there, simping for that chick, such a Brad Jones

by Really Cool Pen15 Guy June 10, 2020


FLAX JONES

the best person and is every where and you cant escape it like def

person:damm he so smart

flax jones:indeed its me flaaaax jones

by flax jones October 21, 2020


Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.

'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'

by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022


Routicus Jones

Time to leave, let's go.

Alternatively, when posed as a question - "Are we ready to leave?".
Synonyms: Yinderman stiddly, departicus jones, routicus stiddly, exodus jones,

Routicus Jones?

We should routicus jones if we're going to make the basketball game on time.

by jonertheboner May 11, 2023


Jone's fish and chips

The act of eating a fishy/smelly vagina while dreaching tartar sauce over her lady parts.

Man, last night that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her Jone's Fish and chips!

by Kobayashi Kumiko Kiyoshi February 15, 2018


boston jones

boston jones means dumb nigger

you boston jones

by hfurfhoushdyhfhdsbfjhfre July 25, 2022


Danny Jones

Absolute cockwombling cuntbag of the highest order, also probably a permabiff.

That cunt there is an absolute Danny Jones.

by OTH21 March 28, 2018