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When you buy someone something but must haveth thy gas money to go .5 miles
Hey bro can you take me to get something?
Got Matt?
Some teacher who is really funny, is a huge joke, just makes you laugh out loud with his constant emails and spirit week reminders
Oh, Matt Coburn posted again with his dodgeball announcement or whatever. I'm like, Bro. I DON'T EVEN LIKE DODGEBALL! NO ONE CARES!
Matt who?? 🤯 Bitch, if you don't already know then your ass needs to ask somebody!!! This man is the funny, sexy, crowd loving, dick of a stand-up comedian that is taking over the stage! He works a crowd like The Machine works pussy LMFAO! (And if you don't get that reference then obviously you don't know shit about comedy.😜) You CAN NOT HELP but love this mofo! And even if you try your best to hate him while he cracks jokes at your expense, he ends up pulling you in anyway when he flashes his "too hot for comedy" million dollar smile...🤔😉😳🤯😍🤩❤️💯 Love you, Matt! And if you ever come to Huntsville Alabama then you best give Jennifer Barrett some hella fucking props for this bad ass definition LMAO!!! 😂🤣😂🤣♥️🤘😜🤘
I went to see the Matt Rife comedy show the other day and it fucking rocked, but the only problem was all the seats were covered in piss from all the other fans who laughed too damn hard at his crazy hilarious stand-up!!!
sexiest man alive and funniest man alive
Matt Rife is hot!
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A small boy, who is an adult but looks like a 12 year old. He likes girls, ping pong, rock climbing and pottery.
yo! is that Matt Davies!!??
INFORMAL · AUSTRALIAN
exclamation
(generally uttered in a Polynesian accent)
used to express acknowledgement of one’s failure to retort a critical remark, usually during an exchange of banter.
• HUMOROUS
used as a friendly or informal greeting, or to
attract attention.
“‘You wish you could do that!’ ‘Uh Matt…’”
“Uh Matt, what are you doing this weekend?”
INFORMAL · AUSTRALIAN
exclamation
used to express acknowledgement of one’s failure to retort a critical remark, usually during an exchange of banter.
“‘You wish you could do that!’ ‘Uh Matt…’”
• HUMOROUS
used as a friendly or informal greeting, or to
attract attention.
Etymology: from common interjection ‘uh’ + ‘Matt’, short for Matthew, the name of the person who coined the exclamation; popularised by the humorous nature of this remark, the use of this exclamation spread from western New South Wales to eastern New South Wales over a short period of time during the beginning of 2024
“‘You wish you could do that!’ ‘Uh Matt…’”
“Uh Matt, what are you doing this weekend?”