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Drunk Monkey

The art of returning home and climbing on your (sober) girl to act like a porn star after an excessive night of drinking.

I pulled the drunk monkey on my lady last night.

by G November 26, 2003


monkey sperm

a ruff looking blonde beard on a guy.

Stephen Pack has a long monkey sperm on his chin.

by chris pittman April 14, 2006


Pump Monkey

A member of the press who intentionally exaggerates the current state of affairs to satisfy a personal political bias.

Reporter: Although unemployment is at a record high, the fact the the DOW average has increased ten points is a sure sign that the economy is growing at a brisk pace.

Reader: Another fantasy land article written by a pump monkey.

by Misa Violet January 16, 2012


Monkey Fucker

Someone who fucks monkeys.

I'm a Monkey Fucker.

by williamazing12 February 23, 2017


Monkey Shots

slang for pussy pics

That POF girl sent me some hot monkey shots! You have to see these

by *Kyle* August 07, 2013


monkey spank

men fucktard townie

A guy who wastes his time spending hours playing playstation or spanking his monkey (masterbating).

Erika: "Sean, why are you being such a monkey spank? You've been playing playstation for fucking hours! Why don't you do some homework or hang out with your girlfriend?"

by The Anrkissed May 11, 2008


monkey's share

Taking the larger share by stealth: The extra part gained by stealth

"I poured us both a glass of wine but gave myself the monkey's share when she wasn't looking"

by Barninja November 12, 2014