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The art of returning home and climbing on your (sober) girl to act like a porn star after an excessive night of drinking.
I pulled the drunk monkey on my lady last night.
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a ruff looking blonde beard on a guy.
Stephen Pack has a long monkey sperm on his chin.
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A member of the press who intentionally exaggerates the current state of affairs to satisfy a personal political bias.
Reporter: Although unemployment is at a record high, the fact the the DOW average has increased ten points is a sure sign that the economy is growing at a brisk pace.
Reader: Another fantasy land article written by a pump monkey.
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slang for pussy pics
That POF girl sent me some hot monkey shots! You have to see these
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men fucktard townie
A guy who wastes his time spending hours playing playstation or spanking his monkey (masterbating).
Erika: "Sean, why are you being such a monkey spank? You've been playing playstation for fucking hours! Why don't you do some homework or hang out with your girlfriend?"
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Getting fucked hard in the Gluteus Maximus
I will give you some "Monkey Slaps"