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somebody who is an alcoholic and wakes up shaking, needing to drink alcohol to feel okay and function
“why is bro shaking over there” “dudes got the morning shakes, that dudes livers like iron”
Morning Joe First Look (formerly First Look) was an American breakfast television airing on MSNBC. It was broadcast live on weekday mornings at 5 a.m. Eastern Time Zone, and competed with CNN's Early Start and Fox News' Fox & Friends First. The program was last anchored by Yasmin Vossoughian.
On September 10, 2020, MSNBC announced Morning Joe First Look would be replaced with a revival of Way Too Early starting on September 21.
When you wan't to make it look like you're saying Good Morning, when you don't really mean it. So you shorten it to GM, to make it seem like you're saying Good Morning
I thought he was telling me good morning when he said "gm" but it turns out he meant Gbad Morning
A term used to describe a horrid stench, like you expelled a nasty turd following Taco Tuesday.
Person 1: Don't go in there: it reeks like a Wednesday Morning.
Person 2: Eww, gross! What did you eat?
everyone hates them, even hot people.
person 1: "tomorrow is monday morning"
person 2: "please unalive me :)"
When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.
Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?
Its Satan's morning cumshot...
What Pinocchio no longer had to contend with after becoming a real boy.
Actually, it would likely have been da other way around --- having no flesh or blood, everyone's favorite puppet most likely could not have gotten a hard-on even if he'd wanted one, plus da elderly carver Geppetto very likely didn't even give Pinocchio a "woodpecker" in da first place. After he became a real boy and was overjoyed to be able to wake up and see his own supple flesh instead of just dense dry tree-fiber, however, he would have also gained all of his "normal male human" bodily organs, and so he might indeed have had to deal with embarrassing "morning wood", especially in a few years when he became a teenager.