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9-year-olds

Fans/subscribers of Pewdiepie
Anyone who watches Pewdiepie, regardless of their age, is referred to as a 9-year-old.

"I love my 9-year-olds!" -Pewdiepie
"If you're subscribed, you're an actual 9-year-old."

by RealGodsSub2Pewdpiepie February 8, 2019

21πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Old mate

A politically correct way of referring to β€œthat dirty old bastard”, ie. a third person, usually a creepy chap, sitting a few barstools away from you and your group at your local pub.

There we were after work at the pub playing pool, when old mate, decides to pull the smooth moves on my mates missus!
That dirty old bastard! He can have her mate...

by Joj012c December 31, 2020

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Old Ghoul

A senior citizen that has lost his/her marbles and looks like a zombie.

Many of the people that live in The Villages, FL and Sun City, AZ are OLD GHOULS and should not be driving.

by RodMunch69 February 4, 2010

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Old Havana

The best fucking smoke shop in the United States. Old Havana Smoke Shop is conveniently located off of Carothers Parkway in Cool Springs. Old Havana is known for having very expensive hookahs and a very low Drachma to USD exchange rate.

You can get a better rate in East Nashville, where drachmas are more prevalent.

1) Let's go to Old Havana, you know that place on Carothers? I hear their hookahs are high.

2) I had to give my left nut to pay for the hookah at Old Havana last night.

3) I wish I would have converted my drachmas in East Nashville, Old Havana really fucked me on the exchange rate.

by OilDrillersUnite October 18, 2011

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


12 year old

The main point of insult on the Internet. Due to the stereotypical immaturity of a 12-year-old, most trolls and idiots on the internet are commonly attacked and named 12 year olds. Most people judge someone's 12-ness on the amount of 'ZOMG's in a sentence, their amusement at an overused meme or a bad word. They are also supposedly supposed to enjoy joining in with the 'grown-up' stuff such as rickrolling, chatroulette, omegle, and vandalising wikipedia, as well as more serious things such as boasting their feigned use of cannabis or 'weed' as most call it. Fortunately, this stereotype is not always correct, as some 12-year-olds are actually relatively intelligent. But that's another story...specifically for the nerd, boff, boffin, dork and geek definitions.

Troll/Idiot: LOL THIS IS GAI ZOMG ZOMG
Uninformed individual: Freakin' 12 year olds.

by I Define The Internet June 9, 2010

671πŸ‘ 248πŸ‘Ž


old town road

A place where you keep the horses in the back. Don't worry, the horse tack is attached. You can ride on the horse, maybe whip out that Porsche.

I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road. I'm gonna ride till I cant no more.

by mansnotcoolz April 16, 2019

46πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Plucking the old Banjo

When she gets you off and you nut from her tugging on your banjo string aka the penile frenulum.

Rachel was plucking the old banjo last night while I was driving. I almost wrecked as I nutted though a res light.

I paid that whore $5 to get me off. She was plucking the old banjo so hard o think she tore it near the helmet. It’s killing me.

by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018