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the guy that your roommate is sleeping with who always walks around the apartment naked touching all of the apples.
OMFG the apple guy was at my apt. again this morning...
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A "why guy" is a guy who questions everything. If you are explaining the most general of detials, he/she will question why. These poeple want you to expound on what you've described, even in the most lame/ pass the time conversations. Dude, you have a college degree, guess that makes up for your lack of common sense and your need to question why.
One co-worker to another, "I think we will fill the airplane up full of fuel to make it to our final destination."
Co-worker response," Sounds good to me!"
Why guy, "really? Why's that??"
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Every word (almost) everyone uses on a demo of how to use a word
Guy#1: im bored
Guy#2: go to urbdic you lame dipshit
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Exclaim someone makes to him/herself after hearing or witnessing someone doing or saying something ridiculous and/or outrageous out of ignorance or naivety, usually the results range from mild commotion to catastrophic damage in someone's reputation.
Police: "excuse me sir, we have info that you are involved in drug trafficking."
Dad: "nope, come back with a search warrant."
Son: "Dad, is the white powder in this little plastic pouch sugar? (waving the stuff in front of everyone's faces innocently.)
Dad (to himself): "This fucking guy! I'm gonna kill him."
Police: "Can I see that, son? Ok sir, you're coming with us."
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The door guy is a yellow haired mammal with a philosophy on life that fits onto an arm tattoo. You will generally find one outside a bar, asking for your ID.
Ex: person 1: that's Tim *points*...the door guy. Person 2: *gasp*. It exists? I thought they were only in fairy tales. Person1: nah, they are as real as unicorns. And don't you forget it! *puts on sunglasses and walks off into sunset*
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To get a boner from a thing considered homosexual, while not actually being a homosexual.
Jerry got a guy boner when he was tackled in football practice.
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Two males getting it on; making out, dancing, banging, whispering sweet nothings, etc.
I saw these two dudes in the parking lot guying it up and I was like, "Oohhh HAAAYY!" and my girlfriend yelled, "hottie!!"
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