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Jump boom

Being inconsiderate and uncommitted to a relationship w/ a girl and doing the posterized pose in basketball while you’re at it

Why are you jump booming me?!?

by Minionluvrr3000 March 24, 2023


furious jumping

From "Poor Things", angry, athletic intercourse or just rough sex.

Billy: Why are you drenched in sweat? Jimmy: I have been over at Megan's, we have been furious jumping for the last 3 hours.

by rnnrdad March 31, 2024


jumped on a crunchie

To horrifically break ones leg. To the point it looked like flakes of honeycomb, similar to a crushed Crunchie chocolate bar.

You see Steve after he rolled that quad? His leg looked like someone had jumped on a Crunchie.

by LZ-Bix December 9, 2018


Jump The Clock

To be late on attendance

You jumped the clock, don't do it again.

If you jump the clock again, we'll have to fire you

by SauceMilliken July 30, 2017


Assassin Jump

1. A normal jump off a ledge

2. A normal jump

3. A fail at doing a ninja jump

He assassin jumped off that ledge at school

I assassin jumped over that box

He assassin jumped over it

by MegaLucario March 5, 2015


slump jump

The act of, when one allows the reality of the economy sucking to begin them on a downward spiral of pithy neglect and manic introversion, jumping from a tall structure--but not the Statue of Liberty--to their inevitable death. For what Billy Zane did at the end of "Titanic" when the stock market crashed, see: Slump shot.

As my mama used to say, "When the goin' gets tough, the weak get jumpin'".

Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS

Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.

by Regis Bungalow September 29, 2009


Wizard Jumping

In medieval times when a sorceress pulls a train on several wizards in succession.

Agatha the sorceress had a great time at the wizard's castle. All of his wizard friends were there. Agatha pulled off the wizard jumping of her life.

by Gottapee June 18, 2022