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while staying in long beach island stay out of the locals way or get cursed off, your choice. its the land of the bennys unfortuantly. its a place near manahawkin. and everyone in manahawkin connot stand them. they cause traffic back to where everyone lives. they crowd the walmarts and shoprites and pretty much everywhere else. GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM. if you dont want to go food shopping and take time out of your trip, instead of bringing your own foods, just go to that website and pick your own foods and we will get you any food you want, plus the way the owner of the website shops she gets everything that is cheap so YOU save money! best part of the deal, the owner will deliver the food at the destination your living at for the vacation and we put away the foods in the cabinets, fridge, and freezers. please go now, this website consists of the lbi, manahawkin, tuckerton area.
heyy lets go to long beach island for a week vacation.
yes good idea, but i dont want to sit in traffic just because we need food.
yea good point......heyy lets GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM and they will buy the food we want and we dont have to waste our time
ok lets go on now to pick our foods and by the time we get to the house were staying at the food will already be there and put away!
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wow, seriously you have to get a life if you take the time to write and say bad things about staten island girls, like seriously.i'm a staten girl and holy shittttt!!! guess what i'm not organge, yeah i wanna be tan do i want to look like a ghost? NO! wow people shop at foxy ladyy!! oh my godd! its just another store in the mall. get real.now for the steryotype "slutty" just stop, like there arent sluts out there on your neighborhood, not everyone is a slut, im an average staten island girl i dont scrunch my hair i truly dont know who does anymore idont straighten it i blow it it out so there goes that steryotype, ohh and i'm in the shcoloars at school , a lot of kids are, not everyone are dumbasses, i bet there stupider kids where you live. andd ohhh for myy favorite subjecttt!!! accents i'm proud to say i have an accent i say chawclate, people in jersey dont know how to say water right soo shutt yourr mouthss. i bet you have an accent its not that you dont know how to talk right its just the way you were brought up and where you live. kayy?? so get that straight. well i hope i've gotten it through your head that staten island is the best! and stop saying shittt about ittt. ohh and for the people who live here and say bad shit thats low, i mean you live here, your deffinelty one of the people you've described. kayy?
hey hey hey im from staten island and i'm a staten island girl and i love it! if you dont go screw yourself! =
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Riker’s Island green cup — part of a basic personal kit an inmate receives upon entering Riker’s Island prison. This cup has a multipurpose function allowing an inmate to shave, brush his teeth, drink water, or make a hot beverage to drink — using prison ingenuity — while in his cell. Often when prisoners “graduate” — leave prison — they bring their green cup with them both as a memento and a reminder.
You don’t ever want to be put into a position where you have to use a Riker’s Island green up; or, to actually learn and experience how useful and versatile it is in the life of a prisoner.
Allen Weisselberg is drinking out of Riker’s Island green cup. Let him sip out of it for a bit; because If they sweat him a little and threaten him with more time; he may just flip on Donald Trump.
You know how they do new prisoners who don’t know how to jail; have no clout; and, no set to have their back. There is no such thing as soft time or short time on Riker’s Island.
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After a girl cums when she is on her period with a yeast infection.
"I was fuckin this chick last night and when i was finished, her pussy was covered with 1000 island dressing"
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The most boring place on Earth
Pathetic residents think its cool because they are all douches who get off by hanging out in the endless amount of surf shops. Literally nothing to do but go to the beach and go mini golfing.
Visitor: Excuse me, Is their anything in Long Beach Island except Surf Shops?
Resident: No Bro, Its so radical, yeah bro, yo bro, wanna surf with me bruh. After we can go to Ron Jon bro. Yeah bro, LBI for life.
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Slang for a powerful street drug. It is a razor sharp crystalline chemical that you tuck under your eyelid. When it cuts your eyeball open it slips into your blood stream and directly into your brain. The high is terryfing. It takes all your greatest fears and insecurities and gives them teeth and arms, and then it locks you in a room with them from which you cannot escape. There is also a surprise at the end of the high.
You realize the face of god is somewhere inside your body, but you can't find it.. and it hates you.
Just when you can't take anymore.. you poop your mouth.
Long island brain slice is also known as god drug, cuddy cuddy, elmo, cat vaj, and funt.
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James island high school is a school filled with fuckboys and hoes that are all too fucking rich. This school judges you on everything you do, and you can literally get iss for anything. This school is very cliquey and it’s fucking dumb as fuck. The soda in the fucking cafeteria costs more than it does outside and it’s all diet and sucky. This school also has security checks and metal detectors but don’t worry all you nicotine addicts, they don’t detect juuls so if you hide it well enough you should be fine. Now if you’re going into your freshman year, here are some tips. Always have your juul ready with some pods and a charger that you can plug in in the music building’s bathrooms. Don’t forget to bring your blankets to give handjobs under. And never forget, Sonic says absolutely no peeing in the juul rooms.
i smell death and mango pods we must be at james island high school