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Lazy Peanut

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.

I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.

by DUDE February 22, 2005


peanut butter brother's

Two gay men eating peanut butter out of each other's ass

Mike was eating peanut butter out of John's ass. Peanut butter brother's

by Slayer of life January 10, 2023


Peanut shake

1. Abbreviation of “Penis, nut, and shake” referring to the male orgasm

2. The act of procreation

At the end of the day, we’re all just the leftovers of a Peanut shake.”

by Lil_moobey April 30, 2020


peanut butter banana tortilla

a blunt with dab wax in it

you wanna take a hit off my peanut butter banana tortilla? just one and you’ll be zooted

by fjanzjdnzjxhs March 2, 2021


cost peanuts

To cost something a really small amount of money.

It would cost peanuts for US to defeat the Russia.

by Kurt Janoski November 19, 2022


Planter's Peanut Worts

Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.

Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.

by BigFranky@hotmail.com February 20, 2023


three nut peanut

someone who has multiple personalities, playing three different players

That three nut peanut is teaming up on me, the author is another three nut peanut

by 1willy March 23, 2011