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Pump Bumps

Herpes

Dude, I took that chick home from the bar last week and now I have the pump bumps.

by DWNumber1 August 3, 2009


Pump princess

1. Someone who always makes another person pump their gas.

2. Someone who resides in Oregon, who after the law has changed that residents can now pump their own gas, they still will only use employees.

She’s such a pump princess, she makes me get out to pump her gas every time.

I’m a pump princess - I won’t go to any self serve stations.

by Flatbeans July 30, 2023


THE PUMPING JACK

When a dominant straps a dildo to his head, and penatrates either the cunt or Anus while Pornogrind is playing loudly in the background

"THE PUMP JACK"
Dude Todd! Me and that Goth chick Raven did "THE PUMPING JACK" for the first time last night, It made her whole week dude

by Direwolf January 26, 2023


pump action pud pistol

Another term for the male anatomy.

Tonight I think I’m gonna go home and squeeze off a few shots out of the ol’ pump action pud pistol.

by Dr. Shirley August 31, 2023


Three Pumps Custard

A male that cums after only three strokes

He was such a bad fuck, it was all over in like three pumps custard!

by Stuart Munro December 1, 2006


Pump-queen

A thin,
Effeminate guy who lifts weights but never gets big, a skinny guy with little muscles . Sports “fake butch “ T ‘s w police or fireman logos.

That Woody Allen looking guy lifts all the time but stays small, he’s a pump-queen

by Davedale August 13, 2019


Face pump hours

This is the opposite of pee pee poo poo hours this this is where instead of being a whiny crybaby a person is instead meone who looks to fight and antagonize a bad or dangerous situation . Normally ending in your dick in the babysitters throat, mouth or face too celebrate when your return home.

I will only be awake for face pump hours.

by Lil pimpin May 3, 2021