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Make sure you rinse your rice. This is how you make it sticky. Rinse it over and over until it is pretty much clear. If you don't rinse it, the rice particles will rub together, and these particles will cloud your water and make the rice dry and awful to eat. Take this from an Asian. Please rinse your rice if your want to make it sticky and yummy. THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE STICKY RICE!
Person: "How do you make sticky rice? I can't figure it out!"
Second person: "Rinse it a few times, and it will make it very sticky and super yummy!"
Sticky rice is the Asian version of Soggy Biscuit
How to play:
1. Get a group of friends
2. Get in a circle with a bowl of rice in the middle on the floor
3. You all start masturbating at the same time
4. The last one to cum is the loser and has to eat the whole bowl.
Asian 1: "You want to play STICKY RICE"
Asian 2: "Sure but I'm not going to lose again"
Piper Rice is a girl that doesn’t like cats and has beautiful long hair that looks good no matter what.
She’s also the dumbest whore around.
“Look at her, her hairs so long and nice”
“Yeah she must be piper Rice”
A burn so offensive to Asians that it is freezing cold, yet hot enough to singe the rice they collected from the paddy that day. See also: ice burn.
Asian: Hey man do you have any ramen?
Human: No, you are Asian.
RICE BURN
When you're gobbling down rice, choke, cough, and a grain of rice gets blown up through your sinuses and has to be blown out the nose. Can be somewhat uncomfortable and can cause a sinus infection if not removed.
Dude, that fried rice was awesome until I coughed and got a rice booger!
that dude that teaches you new memes and then judges you for it.
finn rice: big chungus.
you: whats a big chungus .
finn rice: i will show you the way (no meme intended).
you: oooooooh so that it a big chungus.
finn rice: it is now.... a dead meme.