That one suspiciously large kid in your class that wears the same black sweater to school every day covered in cheeto dust and their hands are extremely crusty.
Oh Jerry, that sad cheeto! Always sticking his finger crust up his nose.
When you try to type every work possible only using the WASD keys
Im so bored imma just try to type every word possible using the WASD keys
literally 10 min later... Ok i found out that sad dad wad ad is the most possible words in WASD, i just wasted 10 min of my life im never getting back
You have a special mask for when you are sad so people know you are sad and will make you the center of attention
katie bullies me
The next day wears sad mask
people giving me attention
When you are watching your app load for so long, you forget to blink and tears form in your eyes because of the lack of liquid.
John: "Aw shit this app is never going to load"
Fred: "Man how long you been watching that damn app?"
John: "I don't know"
Fred: "Well it's obviously been awhile cuz you got Sad App Syndrome"
Sad-ish is an amazing minecraft player and pulls no people
Sad-ish is so good at minecraft but hes a fucking loser
When after masturbating, you feel inmense sadness and/or dissapointment in yourself
Man, i had an awful sad penis experience after masturbating over those old pics of my ex