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When you simp for someone that simps 😉
Person1: I’m my gosh it’s so cute how she simps for him
Person2: Omg your second hand simping so much
The wrinkle on someone's cheeks when they smile only if it's in the shape of a smile.
"She got so much extra skin, girl gotta second smile."
An unofficial rule in restaurants that dictates that you have at least 30 seconds to pick up a dropped steak, or lobster etc. from the floor before it's considered contaminated.
Owner:"Hey where are you going with that steak?"
Employee: "It fell on
the floor so, I'm throwing it in the trash?"
Owner: "30 seconds rule, wash it off and put it back on the grill."
When used it refers to a major question about who the person should ask to the prom or other social event, or to all major questions in a relation ship but marriage which is the "Biggest Question" The phrase is generally used by guys in reference to girls but can be used by girls
Time to answer the Second Biggest Question! I need a date fast! #Second.Biggest.Question
Making someone not your first priority
Hey baby, don't be putting me on your second shut now shmucuz I wanna make you cum real quick.
The second is a title given to those meant to carry on a legacy
Guy 1: Hey aren't they inheriting a multi-million dollar business?
Guy 2: Yea man, they're the second.
Guy 1: Damn, they've got it made.
When you re-tell A joke, funny part of a movie or show, or comedy routine to someone and it's far less funny than when you yourself heard it, Also, the teller usually cracks up halfway through, further ruining it.
"Dude I saw this awesome stand-up last night, the guy was like..."
"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."
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