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A sleep suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he fucks a guy in the mouth and has a cumgasm while he's asleep.
Matt occasionally has a sleep suck-gasm when he fucks my mouth and has a cumgasm -- I can always tell though, because I have his cum-taste in my mouth afterward!
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if someone send this to you, THEY WANT TO TALK TO YOU you silly goose
“hey, i can’t sleep”
“mk wanna play gp?”
“fosho”
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The act of effectively undescending both testicles thus removing them from the scrotum and pushing them back up into the groin area. When the shaft of the penis is then pulled down, the result resembles a wise and sleeping elephant.
Whenever I feel sad and alone, I bust out an Erudite Sleeping Elephant, aka an ESE. The profound knowledge of my humble and wise friend gives me solace.
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people being held in a cell full of gas science dudes take gas away *timeskip* everybody's flesh is out all over 4 out of 5 prisoners survived
*during who knows when*
guy 1: my dad had been forced into the russian sleep experiment and was the only one who died...
guy 2:how?
guy 1:he ate himself and ripped his skin and flesh.
guy 2:da frick?!
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CM Punks new finishing move, Cm punk gets a guy in a military press position (holding a guy over your head, elbows locked) and he drops the guy and introducing his opponents forehead to cm's knee thus, puttin him 2 sleep
GTS (Go To Sleep) = pwnage times a million
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process of having sex very quickly and falling over to sleep immediately after
That bitch was so annoying, I had to pull a pump n' sleep on her.
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The act of stretching one's scrotum into a batwing like shape and proceeding to stifle one's sexual partner by putting said stretched scrotum on face of partner.
*muffled scream* Amanda: "WHAT THE FUCK?! IS THAT A VEINY BAT WING?" Ahab: "No baby, its a sweaty sleep mask."
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