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A disorder that affects many teenagers across the globe. It is named for JpopYuna, an overweight teenager who is known for her horrible singing voice and countless jpop covers.
It is the desire to sing every song ever produced by the Japanese Pop industry and upload the tracks to youtube, regardless if you can actually sing them or not.
Those affected usually have really horrible singing voices, an inability to count beats and keep time, naturally making their covers of songs really painful to listen to.
JpopYuna Syndrome usually affects those who are depressed, stubborn, and tone deaf.
This girl uploaded her 1000 video to youtube today covering a song by Namie Amuro. It made my ears bleed. She definitely has JpopYuna Syndrome.
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A physicall nerologicall disorder. The connections in the brain which allow social interaction to be instinctive are either damaged or not there . A person not on the autistic spectrum finds this concept vey hard to get to grips with because social interaction is completly instinctive from birth. Aspies have to learn this like a life skill so it is not in thier nature. Abnormalities have been spotted in the brains of autistic / aspie people during brain scans.To say the condition doesnt exist entierly does not stick. People who use this conditon like some "medal of honor" or "I am the chosen one"rubbish .Highly likely dont have the disorder since many people with the condition do not fling it around like a trophy. The condition appears to have become a "fashion accessory" over the past few years to explaine away poor behavyor. The lable dislexia is also abused in this way.
One key element is that on MRI images has shown that the Aspergers syndrome /autistic brain has to work harder processing faces,body language,large amount of information ,verbal information ect. Which the avaerage person will not even fret about. This can cause the aspie/autie to appear slow and dim.Sometimes the information is processed incorrectly and results in an incorrect/
inappropriate response.
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An acquired disease that results in perpetual immaturity and disrespect towards most women. Common signs and symptoms may include but are not limited to: no communication skills, emotional infancy, binge drinking most weekends, cheap/ keeps tabs on who pays for what, constant wandering eye, will sleep with whatever, and refusal to grow up and act like the adult that they should be. A grown boy with fuckboy syndrome will occasionally date a woman, let her trust him, let her believe he's different, all the while knowing he's incapable and unwilling to do what it takes to be a man, and break her heart. She's heartbroken and he moves on to his next challenge(s).
I heard Jill's boyfriend is seen on every dating site there is?!?
Yeah, they broke up two days ago. He's got fuckboy syndrome so bad... he's working on banging three trolls this weekend. Bet he's telling them they're so hardworking and strong... I give each of them a few weeks max.
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when you are the imposter in among us and you are being sussy so the crewmates call an emergency meeting and say that you are sussy and you say that you arent sussy even though you are very sussy like the imposter from among us
crewmate: yo the imposter is being sussy
imposter: no im not being sussy please
crewmate: yes you are so sussy you literally have imposter syndrome like the imposter from among us
imposter: no
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A syndrome where a person suffers from the following symptoms
1. You believe you have game
2. You don't have game
3. You're tiny
4. You deny suffering from the symptoms of "No Game Syndrome"
Does he have "No Game Syndrome"?
Yes, he suffers from all the symptoms.
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The is not an actual syndrome, just the term used to describe what sometimes happens when visiting the great city. Basically, it occurs on the first day in the city when having to travel via plane to Amsterdam and go straight to a coffee shop.
Flying to Amsterdam usually means you dont get alot of sleep the night before and sometimes miss meals on the day of the flight. This results in a tired and hungry arrival to Amsterdam. But these things dont cross your mind when arriving and you go straight to a coffee shop and smoke, getting "hilariously high" and "messed up" - Amsterdam Syndrome!
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A disease condition where the diseased keeps saying something but no one listens to what is being said. Jeremy was the first person to be diagnosed with this syndrome and hence the name Jeremy Syndrome.
Friend 1: Hey I watched this movie yesterday...
Friend 2: Shall we go to pizza hut?
Friend 1: it's about this cool dude who is a rockstar...
Friend 3: Yeah..let's go..
Friend 1: ..There's this gal in the movie who's really really hot..
Friend 2: Hey Jake how much have you got on you?
Friend 3: I can spare 100 bucks..
Friend 1: It has this really cool ending where the rockstar is actually not a rockstar and the girl is a boy. It's the best twist I've seen in a movie...
Friend 2: Hey Jeremy, how much can you spare?
Friend 1 (a.k.a Jeremy): It's a really cool movie, you guys should watch it...
Friend 2: What movie?
Friend 1: The movie I have been telling you about!
Friend 3: You were? Sorry I wasn't listening..
Friend 2: Me neither...you've got Jeremy Syndrome man...go see a doctor...now how much can you spare?
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