A type of application performance testing that entails putting a maximum amount of strain on a newly developed system.
In order to ensure the new web portal would perform in production we ran the highest level of load testing available, we ran the bukkake test!
Acronym: A.P.R.I.C.O.T
An assessment used to determine whether an individual is suitable for a relationship or not.
A: Appearance
-Strictly looks. Is said person attractive to you the assessor?
P: Personality
-Does this person offer good qualities/ character?
R: Relations
-Take friends, family, and associated people into consideration.
I: Intelligence
-Can this person preform every day activities?
C: Communications
-Can you actively express your emotions, thoughts, and qualms with this person?
T: Technicalities
-Any unique variable in their life that could make or break your relationship with this person.
"Hey bro, how is that girl you were mac'n on the other day?"
"not good, she didn't score well on the APRICOT test, so I cant wife that up."
An older toothless prostitute who is affordable enough to give a young man his first blow job.
I had to find a Crash Test Gummy after watching granny porn.
Simply it's a bechdel test for music.
Use this test on your favourite songs and see if they pass
I wasn't sure about tay tays new album had to put it through the Dexhdel test
Must have more then 10 words in the chorus
Divate slightly from basic song structure
Must be different from other songs by that same artist.
The act of suddenly hitting a girl's boob or a man's privates with a lot of force
If you're mad at your friend, Collison test them; they'll quite being annoying and focus on their pain.
If ain’t already that mean you ain’t test 9 bruh you taken 12
Person: you test 9
Other person: what’s that mean
Person: NVM you taken 12