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A man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina, then after a while of waiting, and no humping, the penis will become flaccid. When he pulls out he will have a Soggy French Fry.
Jerrod: EWW! what's that smell!?!
James: Oh sorry, I pulled a soggy french fry with my gal-pal last night…
Jerrod: Dude… Don't tell me shit like that.
Jimmy: *Pukes*
A bunch of girls line up in Porter potty‘s you go down the line one pump at a time then repeat until one woman gets jizzed in they are the loser that has to pay child support.
Boss man became pregnant after participating n French Henry Roulette.
An excuse for using profanity.
As said in the 1986 movie, Ferris Bueller's Day Off,
"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you would have a diamond." or "Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!"
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(1) a hamburger produced in france
(2) a greasy dish of bread, pigeon meat and cheap deepfrozen frites. Served with tomatoes, salad and never without any ognion.
Favorite food of "heyse's"
Give me a french hamburgar with garlic sauce please.
With vegetables,chef?
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An inmate who is used for sex.
I need some cigarettes, I want to visit the French Bulldog tonight.
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When you insert your balls into a woman's vaginal opening whilst she performs fellatio upon your phallic organ. Requires years of yoga training.
Chris: Dude, I hooked up with some chick last night, got a french door knob from her.
Misha: Dude! She had a mustache!
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