The Jones test

The Jones test it to test whether you should fuck a girl. Before fucking a girl ask yourself "Can i imagine myself ever having kids with this girl?" If the answer is yes, then and ONLY then can you fuck her.

1."Dude, i fucked this crazy girl and i can't get rid of her now"

2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"

Leanna Jones

Dense

‘You don’t want to be a Leanna Jones.’

Karl Jones

A needy little Faggot.

God, that Karl Jones sure is a needy little Faggot.

Routicus Jones

Time to leave, let's go.

Alternatively, when posed as a question - "Are we ready to leave?".
Synonyms: Yinderman stiddly, departicus jones, routicus stiddly, exodus jones,

Routicus Jones?

We should routicus jones if we're going to make the basketball game on time.

Jone's fish and chips

The act of eating a fishy/smelly vagina while dreaching tartar sauce over her lady parts.

Man, last night that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her Jone's Fish and chips!

boston jones

boston jones means dumb nigger

you boston jones

Danny Jones

Absolute cockwombling cuntbag of the highest order, also probably a permabiff.

That cunt there is an absolute Danny Jones.