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A university in florida located in Gainesville otherwise known as "the swamp." It's located in the middle of nowhere and there's pretty much nothing to do? They are the gators and they have not been ranked in the top 10 rankings for college football in years. Their team sucks and they like to tackle each other instead of the opposing team. The students and the fans are a bunch of white trash hillbillies and many of them are inbreds. it is not unusual especially in florida p to be at Walmart and see a redneck with a mullet and only 2 teeth with a gator shirt on. Gator fans are unusually proud of their team but nobody really knows why because there is nothing to be proud of. You will find hundreds of UF alumni at any one of their games and they like to tailgate and get so drunk they won't remember the game because they know they are going to get destroyed. Many of the alumnis are either unemployed or they work at a fast food restaurant, many of them don't have much going for them.
"I hate flipping burgers making minimum wage." Well maybe you shouldn't have gone to the a University of Florida!"
Everyone I've ever met that went to Regis University is an alcholic and a latent homosexual.
Jane: Boy, that John can't eat puss to save his life.
Athena: Of course he can't, he went to f'n Regis University!!!
The school so named because it happens to be northwest of the University of Chicago.
Person 1: Hey, why's that school called 'Northwestern University'? Seems kinda dumb.
Person 2: There was already a way awesomer school called the University of Chicago. Guess they couldn't get creative.
A magical land of drugs and alcohol a.k.a Ohio's best school
Ohio University throws the best parties in Ohio!
officially McGill University, or we can also call it for what it is, SUNY Montreal.
A: "Which school do you go to?"
B: "McGill University, or SUNY Montreal, depending on who u asking"
Did you see that new Unitarian Universalism church?
Yeah, isn’t that a cult for liberals?
A university set up in the Scottish capital city of Edinburgh to accept students who were not able to obtain the qualifications necessary to get into Heriot-Watt University or Telford College.
One of the oldest educational establishments in Scotland, Edinburgh University is unique in it's ruling that all students must be in possession of a large trust fund paid for by a familial benefactor or mysterious "uncle", thus enabling the students able to lord it over everyone else without having an iota of common sense or self awareness.
Rupert and Tarquin did not do well in their exams, it looks like Edinburgh University for them.