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(n.)- A name used to describe a man's penis after anal sex, because the tip of the penis is covered in feces.
Damn, the brown-nosed willie Jennifer gave me last night smells!
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When you want to talk to someone who knows what the fuck is going on here. Most often used when a frustrating situation arises, when dealing with an incredibly stupid person, or if you're just haveing a bad day in general.
(in the drive-thru)
Speaker: Place your order whenever you're ready.
Patron: Uh, I'll have a #5 with no onions and a Coke. Two double-cheeseburgers without pickles and a large french fry.
Speaker: Go ahead and order whenever you're ready, Ma'am.
Patron: Fuck! Put Willy on the phone!
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putting your finger in your ear then sticking it in someone's mouth; the reverse of a wet willy.
i can't believe she gave her a reverse wet willy; thats sick.
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joke, name to call a friend. this saying is not ment in a mean way, more playfull than anything! like if u say suck my willy, then i will reply with suck my weenis, my willys not for sucking if for F^&*King!
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1> The king of kings in North Bend, Oregon.
2> If anyone does something outstanding (or COMPLETELY phukin nutz)
The term came about with the help of none other then Laurence Fishbourne himself. Here's the story:
One day, a high school kid shaved his head. Normal? Nothing Willie did was normal. But none-the-less, he shaved his head. Seeing as he was the ONLY one within 50 miles who had posession of a black leather Trench coat, people would often think he looked like Morpheus from the Matrix. Most likely because they were blind. But anyway, one day, while watching the first MAtrix for the hundredth or so time, Willie's friend Zack came up with the nickname, Space Willie 2000. Seeing as it was better then The Black Plague, which he had been called all through grammar school, and Crazy Black Man, which most of the town called him, the name stuck.
After having left the town he called home for so long, people began to make references to Space Willie. Seeing as he was the craziest, wierdest one of the bunch, he gained a sort of Urban Legend status, and so whenever someone would do something that would remind someone of something Space Willie 2000 would do, they would verbalize the allusion.
"Down the 30, backflip over the spine, and Space Willie 2000 over the Bonzai."
"Dude, I dare you to SW2K across the highway!"
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after recieving head from a woman the man may proclaim "look behind you" and as she turns her head shove his wang in her ear. the result a cum and saliva filled ear that has been rendered useless for the rest of its existence
BLAMMMMM. i was struck in the ear with this massive schlong. i awoke to the bright lights of a hospital only to find i could no longer hear
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When u set up midgets to have an orgy with your friend
Chancellon: Yo did u hear what j’quellin did to me
Bonqueque: nah what?
Chancellon: he sent me a Willy Wonka special
Bonqueque: Damnnnnnn
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