Random
Source Code
Random
Refers to the act of bypassing second and third base, but instead proceeding directly from first to fourth base; i.e., having sex with a girl right away, without bothering to tediously wade through the whole hugging/kissing/touchy-feely foreplay-crap in between.
The simplest and most effective/successful fourth-base shortcut procedure, in two easy steps:
(1) Find a hot chick and offer her a free foot-massage (first base).
(2) When the cutie obligingly plops herself down and gives you her feet, take one foot in each hand and start rubbing them, but also gradually raise them up high till her legs are back over her head and her butt is lifted off the ground, allowing you to slip off whatever lower garment(s) she's wearing. If she'd made no objections by that time, then the rest is easy; just kick off your own lower garments and enjoy (fourth base).
“You should already know”
“That’s expected by most”
“Common sense”
1st person: did you know know that you need a resume for the job cause I didn’t?
2nd person: ofc “thas base pay”
On 20th January, you can beat the living shit out of a furry, tiktok user, genshin impact player, or any obese person or make fun of them without any consequences while listening to "free bird". You can do this any day, but this is the day they cannot retaliate
P1: "I just finished a 40 hour masterbation session!"
P2: "that's so based and cartipilled
When someone takes a poop or a "dump" off of a really tall building.
Person 1: let's do something fun. Person 2: like what? Person 1: how about we go base dumping
When you work together with your Base brothers and sisters to hit that reBase just in time for everyone to get that gainz!
Yo, Fox just did an amazing base hit with that 100ETH order just an hour before reBase! Let's PUMP this!
The cognitive process by which an individual makes a decision based solely on the emotional gratification he or she received while viewing that decision played out in a montage movie style format. In this montage, the individual is the main character of a super epic story, in which they are better looking than they actually are. However, this montage has no connection whatsoever to reality and the end result is disastrous consequences, wasted time, and usually suicide before the age of 35.
Mick: Dude, I'm thinking of studying cinematography out West, I think I could be really good at it and I see myself in my head just killing it all the time and being dope.
Jack: dude, don't do that. That's Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM).
Mick: ye.