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Refers to the act of bypassing second and third base, but instead proceeding directly from first to fourth base; i.e., having sex with a girl right away, without bothering to tediously wade through the whole hugging/kissing/touchy-feely foreplay-crap in between.
The simplest and most effective/successful fourth-base shortcut procedure, in two easy steps:
(1) Find a hot chick and offer her a free foot-massage (first base).
(2) When the cutie obligingly plops herself down and gives you her feet, take one foot in each hand and start rubbing them, but also gradually raise them up high till her legs are back over her head and her butt is lifted off the ground, allowing you to slip off whatever lower garment(s) she's wearing. If she'd made no objections by that time, then the rest is easy; just kick off your own lower garments and enjoy (fourth base).
“You should already know”
“That’s expected by most”
“Common sense”
1st person: did you know know that you need a resume for the job cause I didn’t?
2nd person: ofc “thas base pay”
An inconceivable term that should not exist. It means software that is installed across a network of internet browsers. Not secure, not safe, not feasible, not real. The type of term a salesperson would come up with without speaking to a member of marketing first.
My software is a browser-based cloud, the only thing more secure is a chimpanzee holding a banana.
The act of sexual intercourse in your grandmother's bed. Little known fact, it's just weird unless it's also in a public area such as the Leaning Tower of Piza, Empire State Building, or some other tourist filled shithole.
Guy 1: I got to 6900th base last night!
Guy 2: No way! Where did you put your grandma's bed?
Guy 1: The Eiffel Tower!
Guy 3: That's so romantic Bro!
The cognitive process by which an individual makes a decision based solely on the emotional gratification he or she received while viewing that decision played out in a montage movie style format. In this montage, the individual is the main character of a super epic story, in which they are better looking than they actually are. However, this montage has no connection whatsoever to reality and the end result is disastrous consequences, wasted time, and usually suicide before the age of 35.
Mick: Dude, I'm thinking of studying cinematography out West, I think I could be really good at it and I see myself in my head just killing it all the time and being dope.
Jack: dude, don't do that. That's Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM).
Mick: ye.
Pretty much means your not a real Based sigma male so you really don't have any rights at all.
All these "None Based Sigma" Males are getting a bit fruity for real for real.
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