Garbage can buff job

When a girl runs her tounge in circular motions on your ass

“Hey babe can I get a garbage can buff job ;)”
“Ew no fuck off”

air you can wear

A common phrase in the south eastern United States, particularly the Gulf Coast region. Description of an extremely humid day. Usually reserved for when the humidity level outdoors is above 90%.

If its so muggy outside the walls are sweating that's air you can wear.

Can I get an amen?

A phrase used to get the affirmation of others after something true and relatable is stated.

Some days I wake up and need coffee more than I need oxygen. Can I get an amen?

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That's a dick I can suck

1. An affirmative response to a proposition.
2. A colorful way of expressing appreciation.

1. Frank: hey man we're gonna be draining 40's tonight and jamming through super mario world.
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.
Frank: cool see you there

2. Frank: hey check it out I got a new bass amp for the band.
Bill: Nice!

Frank: yeah listen to this tone...
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.

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Can I help you?

A question a person asks when they think a completely unknown person is intruding or being out of line. It is usually only asked because the person cannot think of anything else to say.

*Unidentified person is rummaging through the owner's garbage*

Bewildered owner: Um, Can I help you?

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You can have her

When a very hot chick is passed off by the dude next to you with bad taste.

Person 1: "WOW, that Victoria secrets model is fine"

Person 2: "Eh, you can have her"

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i can fix him

female syndrome “i can fix him” occurs when a woman focuses her energies of fixing anything that she deems to be incorrect with him.

he's sexist but I can fix him

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